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About Deviant Artist Bill SmithMale/United States Recent Activity
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Well hi there! It's been a while.

I have had the pleasure of working with 3 Knolls Publishing and am proud to announce that my very first book is going to be released sometime this summer!

It's called "The Workplace Zombie Survival Guide" and, as you could have probably guessed, is about how to kill zombies with office supplies.  It's a spoof "How-To" book, and I've been working on it since last October.  You can like it (and get updates about FREE STUFF) at…

Announcing: Stixman's First Book! by stixman

It will be available in print form and e-Book form through On the day of its release, it will be available for FREE. I'll let you know when this is!

Also, I'd like to announce that I would really like to get back into deviantART. I've picked up more cartooning opportunities, and am planning to revamp Briefs. I really want to get those friendships back that I had....if you were my friend before I left my country, or you would like to be friends now, please let me know.  I need friends!

Anyway, I love you all.  I don't know how many people are going to read this, but if you've taken the time to look through my gallery, or know me from before, you don't know how much I appreciate you.

You're all awesome. :)
  • Listening to: not much
  • Reading: not much
  • Watching: not much
  • Playing: not much


Bill Smith
United States
Current Residence: Berkeland, New Texarado
Favourite genre of music: Techno
Wallpaper of choice: My bathroom one is pretty nice. Clouds!
Skin of choice: What, are you calling me racist?
Favourite cartoon character: Zoidberg, and of course Jeff the Walrus.
Personal Quote: "I'm.......too sexy for my browser...."

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AssPain Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Professional General Artist
You are too cute :mwahaha:
SweetlyPeachy Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Student General Artist
your art was stolen and used as their own here - [link]
CookieCrazyCatX3 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Man, you crazy! :XD:

And hilarious.
superviolet500 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
I made a Licence, looky here! [link]
epcotexpert Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Here's the pretty licence I made using your template!!!

YoshiLuke Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ChinaDoll89 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Crongratz on 1055 Watchers!
Reikiaclaw Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Skin of choice: What, are you calling me racist?
XD you crazy americans! XDD
FallenFactory Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011
May be armed with walrus... You sir just made my day.
Aryxky Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hello Stixman I used your template---> Mine License
Thanks is to good..^^
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