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Announcing: Stixman's First Book! by stixman Announcing: Stixman's First Book! :iconstixman:stixman 4 2 RMBB: Protection by stixman RMBB: Protection :iconstixman:stixman 110 65 One Year of Briefs by stixman One Year of Briefs :iconstixman:stixman 28 14 Chest Pains by stixman Chest Pains :iconstixman:stixman 117 64 Man of Four Faces by stixman Man of Four Faces :iconstixman:stixman 53 26
Literature
Writers Strike: My Comics Suck
Dear Writer's Union:
Hello! My name is Bill Smith.  I am a cartoonist, creator of and writer for the comic strip Briefs. I cartoon because my doctor feels this is a better outlet for my "creativity" and it costs less than medication. Plus they couldn't keep me from hiding crayons in my underwear, and evidently that stuff is a pain to get off the padded walls. But enough about that.
I am having a problem.  You see, when I heard that all the writers were no longer writing material, this put me in quite the block.  Who was I going to get to write material for my comic strips?!  The previous writer for the comic material had been myself, and things had gone rather smoothly with this agreement, with some comics garnering more than a 100 favorites when I was having a good day.  I was very pleased with myself as a writer, and I was considering giving myself a raise (I knew I would like that and had cut myself rather short on my Christma
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Kill Bill by stixman Kill Bill :iconstixman:stixman 72 16 Inaccurate by stixman Inaccurate :iconstixman:stixman 58 19 It's kind of funny... by stixman It's kind of funny... :iconstixman:stixman 153 123 Got Mongo? by stixman Got Mongo? :iconstixman:stixman 43 13 Murderer REDOUX by stixman Murderer REDOUX :iconstixman:stixman 116 39 CRAZY WALRUS BOY LOOSE AGAIN by stixman CRAZY WALRUS BOY LOOSE AGAIN :iconstixman:stixman 59 73 Bytor by stixman Bytor :iconstixman:stixman 29 25 Berkeland: 'Bucketnyoro' by stixman Berkeland: 'Bucketnyoro' :iconstixman:stixman 85 55 Time Traveling by stixman Time Traveling :iconstixman:stixman 216 68
Literature
Ironic Viewpoint of Anti-Poets
Poetry shmoetry.
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Well hi there! It's been a while.

I have had the pleasure of working with 3 Knolls Publishing and am proud to announce that my very first book is going to be released sometime this summer!

It's called "The Workplace Zombie Survival Guide" and, as you could have probably guessed, is about how to kill zombies with office supplies.  It's a spoof "How-To" book, and I've been working on it since last October.  You can like it (and get updates about FREE STUFF) at facebook.com/TheWorkplaceZombi…

Announcing: Stixman's First Book! by stixman

It will be available in print form and e-Book form through Amazon.com. On the day of its release, it will be available for FREE. I'll let you know when this is!

Also, I'd like to announce that I would really like to get back into deviantART. I've picked up more cartooning opportunities, and am planning to revamp Briefs. I really want to get those friendships back that I had....if you were my friend before I left my country, or you would like to be friends now, please let me know.  I need friends!

Anyway, I love you all.  I don't know how many people are going to read this, but if you've taken the time to look through my gallery, or know me from before, you don't know how much I appreciate you.

You're all awesome. :)
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  • Reading: not much
  • Watching: not much
  • Playing: not much

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stixman
Bill Smith
Artist
United States
Current Residence: Berkeland, New Texarado
Favourite genre of music: Techno
Wallpaper of choice: My bathroom one is pretty nice. Clouds!
Skin of choice: What, are you calling me racist?
Favourite cartoon character: Zoidberg, and of course Jeff the Walrus.
Personal Quote: "I'm.......too sexy for my browser...."
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:icontallehart:
tallehart Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave! Means a lot! <3
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:iconasspain:
AssPain Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Professional General Artist
You are too cute :mwahaha:
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SweetlyPeachy Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2012  Student General Artist
your art was stolen and used as their own here - [link]
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:iconcookiecrazycatx3:
CookieCrazyCatX3 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
Man, you crazy! :XD:

And hilarious.
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superviolet500 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
I made a Licence, looky here! [link]
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:iconepcotexpert:
epcotexpert Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Here's the pretty licence I made using your template!!!

[link]
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:iconyoshiluke:
YoshiLuke Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
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ChinaDoll89 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Crongratz on 1055 Watchers!
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Reikiaclaw Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Skin of choice: What, are you calling me racist?
XD you crazy americans! XDD
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FallenFactory Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011
May be armed with walrus... You sir just made my day.
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