CRAZY WALRUS BOY LOOSE AGAIN

I AM LOOSE.

STIXMAN'S CRIMES:
Having an extra arm sticking out of his back (Triarmgleitis)
Partying over the legal limit
Being overly hot and funny
"Not parting like a rockstar and not lieking mudkipz"
Trying to get funky
Trying to actually dance (le gasp!)
Wearing too much hair products
Trying to pass off a stake dance for a party
(Okay, the above one she didn't actually accuse me of, but she's totally right)
Having a black bar on his face.
Also being in black and white.
For STEALIN' THE WALRUS'S BUCKET

THERE IS A REWARD FOR HIS CAPTURE!
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Dollars as payed by ~duo2nd

EDIT 1
I made a joke in my Bytor picture that one of the only reasons that I had so many girls adding me to their friends list despite mediocre art from me was because I was hot (something I was making a joke of). Well, it's official. I've had more than three girls tell me that they added me because of the picture in my previous ID.

...Now my pageviews are just dirty money.

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...Yeah, me at a party/stake dance (shrewdly suspected by ~Dracawyn) ...the living proof that white men can't dance...

What do you think my crime was?
(I'll add it to the list above!)